lordbape:

black girls: i love black girls i support you all

a white girl no one fucking asked: OKAY BUT IF A WHITE GIRL EVER—

like did you know that no one asked

(via melongorl)

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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Cashier:That'll be $4.03
Me:I only have $4...
Cashier:That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:...........
Cashier:........
Me:what are we?
white pop singer:*sings slightly faster than usual*
white fans:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEW RAP EXCELLENCE NICKI MINAJ WHO? BUSTA WHO? LMAO KANYE WEST IS GONNA BE WORKIN AT MCDONALDS PRETTY SOON
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